Anonymous asked: 6, 16, 33, 38
6. The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:
A guy was grinding up behind me and it tickled and i started laughing
16. Weirdest sexual act some has performed with you:
Mmm apparently it’s not that weird, but i still find it kind of odd when they take my penis and repeatedly slap themselves in the face with it
33. What your favorite part of your body:
Mmm hard to pick, but I’m gonna say my butt
38. Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
anchoiviess asked: 1-78 lol
mmm ima just do prime numbers lol
3. A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
Captain Hero [Drawn Together] or
5. Where is one place you would never have sex:
Beach. Sand. Ew.
7. Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
Either being slapped in the face or being cussed out
11. We were about to ____________ but then ______________
Date. He got arrested.
13. Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
17. Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
Yes. Sweet. I eat a lot of fruit.
19. Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
Mr. Blake. Basically Alexander Skarsgard.
23. Biggest turn on:
31. Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
Probly 3 of my top 5 sexual encounters didn’t involve cum
37. When was the first time you masturbated:
12. Shower. Confusion.
41. Have/would you ever had a threesome?
43. Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
47. Most attractive celebrity?
In general, Dylan O’brien. Just sexually, Joe Manganiello.
53. Do you like giving head?
Under the right circumstances.
59. Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
61. Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
67. Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
71. If you had a penis, what would you name it?
He Who Must Not Be Named
73. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope. Never had anyone to cheat on.